capsiicle asked robert downey, jr. as a captain, chris evans as his first mate, and the rest of the cast of the avengers as their crew in a pirate auAnd tell me, woman, why is that I should spare your life?
Because I know where he is, Captain. The one you seek with such wild abandon. The Beast of Rage Green.
Many men have claimed to know as much at the point of my sword. They are now many dead men. Why then should I trust the words of a woman?
His name is Banner.
…Welcome aboard the Avenger, m’lady.HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I WAS GONNA ASK SOMEONE TO DO THIS TODAY I SWEAR
I JUST BARELY SURVIVED THE INCEPTION ONE AND THEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
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wonder where this was shown, and that they had pics of lokis other outfits.#can we please talk about how they posed loki’s mannequin as the sassiest thing on two legs
“We have a Hulk.”
“Well, I have an authentic Gucci handbag.
Bitch.”
SASSY
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Actual LOL.
I guffawed.
And this, good sirs, is why I am writing a Ladyhawk Avengers AU.
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